Phoenix.pm: humor

intertwingled intertwingled at qwest.net
Mon Jan 27 10:18:05 CST 2003


Randal's head IS the size and shape of a pumpkin...
kinda scary.

Tony

At 08:26 AM 1/27/03 -0700, you wrote:
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>Thought y'all'd enjoy this.
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>A few nights ago, my eldest comes to me at 2 AM or so in the morning
>complaining about roaming nightmare shadows.  Being the dutiful
>father, I stumble out of bed and go look for said thing.
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>son: "It was about this big."  
>     [gesture]
>me:  "mmmph"
>son: "It looked like Randal."
>me:  [WTFO, he knows Schwartz?]
>     [0.5 second passes]
>me:  [OH.  That Randal.  From Monsters Inc, the purple iguana
>	   monster.]
>me:  Ok, look, Randal's not here. [...]
>
>I'd like to point out that not until much later did it occur to me
>that it didn't bother me in the least to think that Schwartz being the
>source of nightmares.
>
>I mean, who hasn't woken up screaming their first few nights alone
>with a creepy regex?
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>David
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