Phoenix.pm: UNIX/C/Perl/OO/Oracle/stupid expecatations/out of state/headhunter job

intertwingled intertwingled at qwest.net
Mon Feb 24 21:17:00 CST 2003


Sorry, I only program in JOVIAL.

Sincerely,
Anthony Nemmer

At 06:04 PM 2/24/03 -0800, you wrote:
>> From:  "Jeremy Langhans" <jlanghans at officepartnersinc.com>
>> 
>> Hello,
>> 
>> I found your resume via AltaVista.com and was wondering if you or anyone
>> you know would be interested and qualified for this job?
>
>You wanted to know if I would be qualified? I would be qualified, but
>I designed to drop out of school and I didn't start programming when I
>was 7, or else I would be.
>
>> Senior Software Development Engineer
>
>Why didn't you search Alta Vista for "old computer programmer"? 
>Anyway, I'm glad that old people are doing something besides knitting
>now days to pass the time.
>
>> We are confidentially searching for technical wizards of guru level for
>> one of our local clients.  The ideal candidates will design, develop,
>> debug, evaluate, troubleshoot, modify, deploy, architect and build
>> complex software / systems.  You will be a member of a
>> cross-disciplinary team that will deliver mission-critical distributed
>> systems technology on an e-commerce platform.
>
>All of the guru level technical wizards are desprete enough for a job
>that they're willing to relocate. You're in luck.
>
>> The client's database-driven web site(s) seeks to be a successful
>
>If it is "one of" them, why aren't sure whether or not "site" is plural?
>
>> hi-tech buyer / seller company by centralizing millions of sellers and
>> by leveraging the procurement process that interacts with thousands of
>> vendors.  This position requires 8 or more year's in development
>> experience, with 4 or more of those in a senior / lead type role, with
>> at least 3 of those leading large-scale projects creating complex
>> systems (ERP supply chain a plus).
>
>Is it any company I've heard on, perhaps one featured on f*%dcompany.com?
>
>> Technical requirements include (but are not limited to) a high-level
>> working expertise with:
>> 
>> 1.	C / C++
>> 2.	SQL
>> 3.	OOP / OOD
>> 4.	Perl
>> 5.	HTTP / HTML
>> 6.	UNIX Application Programming
>> 7.	Database Programming
>> 8.	Client - Server Issues
>> 9.	Graduate Degree in Computer Science preferred
>>
>> Our client offers competitive compensation packages which include:
>> 
>> 1.	Salary
>> 2.	Comprehensive Health
>> 3.	401(k)
>> 4.	Stock Options
>
>I'm glad that their compensation packages include Salary. They truely
>are a unique, wonderful company.
>
>> Note:
>> 
>> All potential candidates that make it past initial screens and client
>> resume reviews will be tech screened by client as part of their
>> application.  Please send all resumes to:
>> 
>> jlanghans at officepartnersinc.com
>> 
>>  
>> 
>>  
>>  
>> 
>
>Cat get on the keybaord again? Or perhaps it has your tongue.
>
>> Jeremy Langhans
>> 
>> Senior Recruiter
>> 
>> Office Partners, Inc
>> 
>> Administrative Staffing Specialists
>> 
>> Office: 425-450-1991
>> 
>> 601 108th Ave NE Suite 1900
>> 
>> Bellevue, WA 98004
>> 
>> jlanghans at officepartnersinc.com
>
>Should my
>
>resume be
>
>double spaced
>
>even though it's in ASCII
>
>too?
>
>
>Anyway, folks, I don't know if this guy is for real (or the company) but
if one of you are
>desprete and qualified and want to move to Washington, you can't say I'm
hoarding these.
>
>-scott
>
>

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