A warning about the conference t-shirts

Jonathan "Duke" Leto jonathan at leto.net
Thu Jun 6 09:27:21 PDT 2013


Howdy,

I highly suggest that everybody always get their "free TSA massage"
and opt-out anyway!

The Duke promises you: I have studied the nonlinear partial
differential equations that are the governing equations of all TSA
machines.

I always opt out. That gives you about 5 minutes of nice polite
one-on-one with a TSA person, who will actually treat you like a
human. That is a great time to explain to them that those machines
blasting cancerous radiation in all directions at all times and the
last thing I would do is stand inside of them.

Duke

On Thu, Jun 6, 2013 at 10:59 AM, Dan Muey <dan at cpanel.net> wrote:
> Lead paint? Yeee haw!</texas>
>
> On Jun 6, 2013, at 10:06 AM, Mike Fragassi wrote:
>
> Do not wear them to the airport, they set off the scanners somehow. The TSA
> officer said I was the second person he'd seen today wearing that shirt and
> giving off a signal near my chest like I had something underneath it.
>
>
>
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