A warning about the conference t-shirts

Jonathan "Duke" Leto jonathan at leto.net
Thu Jun 6 09:36:18 PDT 2013


Howdy,

Just for reference, some airports are still using the evil machines.

If you value your gonads => ALWAYS OPT OUT.

Duke

On Thu, Jun 6, 2013 at 11:35 AM, Daniel Sterling
<sterling.daniel at gmail.com> wrote:
> ugh, didn't hit send to list *sigh*
>
>
> On Thursday, June 6, 2013, Daniel Sterling wrote:
>>
>> The rapiscans were retired , they only use millimeter wave scanners now
>>
>> That said, I always opt out anyway, because if everybody opted out then
>> the lines would take forever and everyone would miss their flight
>>
>> Note I'm not being sarcastic; I truly do always opt out
>>
>> Except today I didn't because there was no need to opt out because I just
>> went thru a standard metal detector instead of the MW scanner
>>
>> You were allowed to pick your line; the line on the left had the metal
>> detector; the line on the right had the scanner. I went thru the line on the
>> left
>>
>> On Thursday, June 6, 2013, Jonathan "Duke" Leto wrote:
>>>
>>> Howdy,
>>>
>>> I highly suggest that everybody always get their "free TSA massage"
>>> and opt-out anyway!
>>>
>>> The Duke promises you: I have studied the nonlinear partial
>>> differential equations that are the governing equations of all TSA
>>> machines.
>>>
>>> I always opt out. That gives you about 5 minutes of nice polite
>>> one-on-one with a TSA person, who will actually treat you like a
>>> human. That is a great time to explain to them that those machines
>>> blasting cancerous radiation in all directions at all times and the
>>> last thing I would do is stand inside of them.
>>>
>>> Duke
>>>
>>> On Thu, Jun 6, 2013 at 10:59 AM, Dan Muey <dan at cpanel.net> wrote:
>>> > Lead paint? Yeee haw!</texas>
>>> >
>>> > On Jun 6, 2013, at 10:06 AM, Mike Fragassi wrote:
>>> >
>>> > Do not wear them to the airport, they set off the scanners somehow. The
>>> > TSA
>>> > officer said I was the second person he'd seen today wearing that shirt
>>> > and
>>> > giving off a signal near my chest like I had something underneath it.
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
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