[Philadelphia-pm] Monday, Nov 13
Walt Mankowski
waltman at pobox.com
Sun Nov 12 16:37:17 PST 2017
There might be a few minor tweaks, but this is the same talk I gave in
August at FOSSCON. This was my abstract:
COBOL is the Rodney Dangerfield of programming languages — it doesn’t
get any respect. COBOL is routinely denigrated for its verbosity and
dismissed as archaic, and for good reason: COBOL bears little to no
resemblance to modern programming languages. Yet COBOL is far from a
dead language. It processes an estimated 85% of all business
transactions, and 5 billion lines of new COBOL code are written every
year!
Last year at FOSSCON I argued that COBOL isn’t such a bad
language. This year we’ll journey deep into the past to recreate a
retro bug that could only happen in COBOL! Our travels will include:
* syntactic white space!
* scotch tape!
* dueling compiler options!
* virtual punch cards!
* sentences!
* code blocks!
* periods!
No punch cards were harmed in the creation of this talk.
This is a longer version of a talk I first gave at !!Con, which is why
the description contains so many exclamation points. :)
Walt
On Tue, Nov 07, 2017 at 05:22:34PM -0500, Brian Duggan wrote:
> I have not seen it. Well volunteered!
>
> Brian
>
> On Tuesday, November 7, Walt Mankowski wrote:
> > Has everyone seen my "A Punchcard Ate My Program!" talk by now? I
> > thought I might've already given it at phl.pm, but I don't see it on
> > the website so maybe not?
> >
> > On Tue, Nov 07, 2017 at 08:48:47AM -0500, Brian Duggan wrote:
> > > Hi Folks,
> > >
> > > Any volunteers to talk about something on Monday?
> > > Or any ideas for activities?
> > >
> > > Brian
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