From virgincare at yahoo.com  Mon Aug  3 09:11:52 2009
From: virgincare at yahoo.com (Johnny)
Date: Mon, 3 Aug 2009 09:11:52 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: NCCF FW: A TIME TO REFLECT
Message-ID: <920450.56269.qm@web39507.mail.mud.yahoo.com>





Chiokwe, John. K
08036682269-Great is the Mystery of Godliness.

--- On Mon, 8/3/09, john at trustfundpensions.com <john at trustfundpensions.com> wrote:


From: john at trustfundpensions.com <john at trustfundpensions.com>
Subject: FW: A TIME TO REFLECT
To: virgincare at yahoo.com
Date: Monday, August 3, 2009, 12:24 AM








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From: Tunde Erinle [mailto:oerinle at dnetsystems.net] 
Sent: Wednesday, July 29, 2009 5:13 PM
To: kunle at dnetsystems.net; umo2net at yahoo.co.uk; 'Seyi Daramola'; 'Olatunji Adekunle Erinle'; 'Lanre Oginni'; 'Moses Ayokunle'; g.ugokwe at netcomng.com; f2edime at yahoo.com; judion44 at yahoo.com; john at trustfundpensions.com; 'Lola Balogun'; Samson Oladipupo; chimezie at dnetsystems.net; amen_e at yahoo.com; wale2richie at yahoo.com; pcudeji at yahoo.com
Subject: FW: A TIME TO REFLECT
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Please read this.
Jesus Loves you
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Keep The chain going
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Tunde Erinle
Internet Solution Consultant

Dnet Systems Limited
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From virgincare at yahoo.com  Thu Aug 27 04:10:47 2009
From: virgincare at yahoo.com (Johnny)
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 2009 04:10:47 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: NCCF Jesus Saves
Message-ID: <499756.78518.qm@web39504.mail.mud.yahoo.com>



This is one of the best clean jokes I've seen in a while! 

Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering. 

Finally fed up, God said, "THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will judge who does the better job." 

So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away. 

They moused. 

They faxed.. 

They e-mailed. 

They e-mailed with20attachments. 

They downloaded. 

They did spreadsheets! 

They wrote reports. 

They created labels and cards. 

They created charts and graphs. 

They did some genealogy reports 

They did every job known to man. 

Jesus worked with 
heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell. 

Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power went off.. 

Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld. 

Jesus just sighed. 

Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming: 

"It's gone! It's all GONE! "I lost everything when the power went out!" 

Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours of work.. 

Satan observed this and became irate.

"Wait!" he screamed. "That's not fair! He cheated! How come he has all his work and I don't have any?"

God just shrugged and said,

JESUS SAVES 
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Have a great day!





Chiokwe, John. K
08036682269-Great is the Mystery of Godliness.


      
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