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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#1F497D">Care of my wife, who felt pity for the poor grackles…
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<p class="MsoNormal"><i><span style="font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#1F497D">The grackle, a much maligned bird,<o:p></o:p></span></i></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><i><span style="font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#1F497D">But no one will teach him a word!<o:p></o:p></span></i></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><i><span style="font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#1F497D">So this poor fellow's left in the dark,<o:p></o:p></span></i></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><i><span style="font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#1F497D">In the future, oh please,<o:p></o:p></span></i></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><i><span style="font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#1F497D">Or at least, just watch out where you park.<o:p></o:p></span></i></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#1F497D">-Chris Millard<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><b><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Tahoma","sans-serif"">From:</span></b><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Tahoma","sans-serif""> yapc [mailto:yapc-bounces+cmillard=athenahealth.com@pm.org]
<b>On Behalf Of </b>Faelin McCaley Landy<br>
<b>Sent:</b> Monday, June 10, 2013 9:50 PM<br>
<b>To:</b> yapc@pm.org<br>
<b>Subject:</b> Re: ode to the grackle<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">I approve heartily. Very impressive writing.<o:p></o:p></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">~Faelin<o:p></o:p></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">On Mon, Jun 10, 2013 at 5:22 PM, Hank Sola <<a href="mailto:hank.sola@gmail.com" target="_blank">hank.sola@gmail.com</a>> wrote:<o:p></o:p></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">Love it. But I would have been kinder to the grackles. I kind of like them. <br>
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-Hank<o:p></o:p></p>
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On Jun 10, 2013, at 11:16 AM, Sean Quinlan <<a href="mailto:sean@quinlan.org" target="_blank">sean@quinlan.org</a>> wrote:<o:p></o:p></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">Poetry!<o:p></o:p></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">On Mon, Jun 10, 2013 at 10:45 AM, Uri Guttman <<a href="mailto:uri@stemsystems.com" target="_blank">uri@stemsystems.com</a>> wrote:<o:p></o:p></p>
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a texan avian, the grackle,<br>
will loudly coo, caw and cackle.<br>
as tom lehrer said,<br>
they're better off dead,<br>
by cyanide applied like spackle.<span style="color:#888888"><br>
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uri<br>
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-- <br>
Uri Guttman - The Perl Hunter<br>
The Best Perl Jobs, The Best Perl Hackers<br>
<a href="http://PerlHunter.com" target="_blank">http://PerlHunter.com</a><br>
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