[yapc] [joke] What went wrong at this YAPC
Uri Guttman
uri at stemsystems.com
Sat Jul 1 08:27:20 PDT 2006
>>>>> "JC" == Jose Castro <jose.castro at log.pt> writes:
JC> 1 - There were security issues!
JC> How on Earth did you guys let the Toronto Perl Mongers kidnap Larry?
he was a very cheap ransom. and i recall some portuguese terrorist was
involved and we are hunting him down
JC> 2 - The entertainment sucked!
JC> I mean... Uri singing?
you could have bid more to prevent that.
JC> 3 - You made somebody's life miserable!
JC> I'm talking about the next organizers, who will have trouble meeting
JC> the standards you've just set.
there are always ways to improve things. not inviting you will help.
JC> 4 - The schedule was badly organized!
JC> I mean... so many great talks at the same time? Are you trying to make
JC> the attendees' heads explode by making them think on what they're going
JC> to see?
damian can make your head explode all by himself. wear more tin foil
hats next time.
JC> And last, but not least (from my point of view, anyway):
JC> 5 - You're going to make me poor!
JC> Now that I enjoyed this damn conference so much, I'm probably gonna
JC> come to YAPC::NA every single year, thus spending money that I could so
JC> very well spend in very-cheap-Portuguese-beer... if I drank any...
get drunk on port (named for your silly country) instead!
JC> Josh and Pete...
JC> I hate you, guys :-)
i hate them too!
JC> PS: I hope that everybody realizes this was a joke and that I loved
JC> this YAPC :-) Best regards to all of you and I hope to see you again in
JC> a very near future :-)
we take comments like this very seriously and will report them to the
highest authorities. guido van rossum will be paying a visit to you soon
and break your fingers in such a way that you can only type rigid python
code.
uri
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