[yapc] [joke] What went wrong at this YAPC

[Jose Castro]

Well, while everybody's saying "thanks" and "it was great", I'd like to 
point out the things that didn't work so well at this YAPC...

So... Josh, Pete, and all the rest of the crew, here they go:


1 - There were security issues!
	How on Earth did you guys let the Toronto Perl Mongers kidnap Larry?

2 - The entertainment sucked!
	I mean... Uri singing?

3 - You made somebody's life miserable!
	I'm talking about the next organizers, who will have trouble meeting 
the standards you've just set.

4 - The schedule was badly organized!
	I mean... so many great talks at the same time? Are you trying to make 
the attendees' heads explode by making them think on what they're going 
to see?


And last, but not least (from my point of view, anyway):


5 - You're going to make me poor!
	Now that I enjoyed this damn conference so much, I'm probably gonna 
come to YAPC::NA every single year, thus spending money that I could so 
very well spend in very-cheap-Portuguese-beer... if I drank any...


Josh and Pete...

I hate you, guys :-)


jac aka cog aka The Portuguese guy


PS: I hope that everybody realizes this was a joke and that I loved 
this YAPC :-) Best regards to all of you and I hope to see you again in 
a very near future :-)


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