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<p> <font color="#000000" face="DejaVu Sans Light"><span class="style8">One
last laugh: <u><b> Yo Ho Ho And A Bottle Of Rum </b></u></span><span
class="style3"><u><b> </b></u> <br>
<span class="style10"><br>
</span></span><span class="style10">Fifteen men on a dead man's chest<br>
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum<br>
Drink and the devil had done for the rest<br>
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.<br>
The mate was fixed by the bosun's pike<br>
The bosun brained with a marlinspike<br>
And cookey's throat was marked belike<br>
It had been gripped by fingers ten;<br>
And there they lay, all good dead men<br>
Like break o'day in a boozing ken.<br>
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.<br>
<br>
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<font color="#000000"><b><span class="style10">—Robert Louis Stevenson,
<em></em></span></b></font><u><font color="#000000"><b><span
class="style10"><em>Treasure Island</em></span></b></font></u><font
color="#000000" face="DejaVu Sans Light"><em><br>
</em></font><b><font color="#000000">Daniel Defoe, <em></em></font></b><u><b><font
color="#000000"><em>Robinson Crusoe </em>and <em>Captain Singleton,
and </em></font></b><b><font color="#000000"><em>The Four Years
Voyages of Captain George Roberts</em></font></b></u><u><b><font
color="#000000"> <br>
<br>
</font></b></u><b><font color="#000000">AND FINALLY<br>
<font face="Courier New, Courier, monospace"><u>"Monty Python's Flying
Circus" (1969)</u></font><br>
</font></b><font color="#000000"><font
face="Times New Roman, Times, serif">Voice Over: Dear Sir, I am glad
to hear that your studio audience disapproves of the last skit as
strongly as I. As a naval officer I abhor the implication that the
Royal Navy is a haven for cannibalism. It is well known that we now
have the problem relatively under control, and that it is the RAF who
now suffer the largest casualties in this area. And what do you think
the Argylls ate in Aden. Arabs? Yours etc. Captain B.J. Smethwick in a
white wine sauce with shallots, mushrooms and garlic.<br>
<br>
<font face="Courier New, Courier, monospace"><u><b>The King and I (1999)<br>
</b></u></font> The Kralahome: [dictating to Master Little, who will
then send the dictation to Edward Ramsey] To Sir Edward Ramsey, your
schoolteacher is in great danger, etc, etc.<br>
AND<br>
Master Little: [excitedly] Etc? Ooh, is that a secret code?<br>
<br>
</font></font><font color="#000000"><tt><i><b><big><big>GO FIGURE<br>
</big></big></b></i></tt></font><br>
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