On CPAN as of September 2, 2003, Acme-Scurvy-Whoreson-BilgeRat-1.0 -- multi-lingual insult generator: http://search.cpan.org/author/DCANTRELL/Acme-Scurvy-Whoreson-BilgeRat-1.0/lib/Acme/Scurvy/Whoreson/BilgeRat.pm Cheers, Nathanael