[Tallahassee-pm] what if error messages were in haiku...

[Rebekah Landbeck]

No idea where these came from, but a coworker just handed them to me.    :o)

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A file that big?
It might be very useful
But now it is gone

Yesterday it worked
Today it is not working
Windows is like that

The Web site you seek
cannot be located but
endless others exist

Chaos reigns within
Reflect, repent, and reboot
Order shall return

ABORTED effort:
Close all that you have
You ask way too much

First snow, then silence
This thousand dollar screen dies
so beautifully

With searching comes loss
and the presence of absence
"My Novel" not found

The Tao that is seen
is not the true Tao, until
you bring fresh toner

Windows NT crashed
I am the Blue Screen of Death
No one hears your screams

Stay the patient course
Of little worth is your ire
The network is down

A crash reduces
your expensive computer
to a simple stone

Three things are certain
death, taxes, and lost data
Guess which has occurred

You step in the stream
but the water has moved on
This page is not here

Out of memory
We wish to hold the whole sky
but we never will

Having been erased,
The document you're seeking
must now be retyped

Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen.  Mind.  Both are blank.

Rebekah Landbeck
Systems Analyst
United Datatronics, Inc.
850.942.9112  rlandbeck at uniteddatatronics.com