A clarification regarding OS2k1.

cabney cabney at cyberpass.net
Mon Jul 23 22:26:55 CDT 2001


~sdpm~
Incidentally, somewhere along the line of this thread I forwarded a copy
of the transcript to said SO, and she (being the SNL fan she is) asked
for a clarification of Happy-Fun-Ball:

from http://www.ccs.neu.edu/home/ratinox/happy-fun-ball.html :
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Happy Fun Ball
It's Happy! It's Fun! It's Happy Fun Ball!

Yes, Happy Fun Ball, the toy sensation that's sweeping the nation. Only $14.95
at particpating stores!

Get one Today!

Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly and children under 10 should avoid
prolonged exposure to Happy Fun Ball.

Caution: Happy Fun Ball may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.

Happy Fun Ball contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should
not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.

Do not use Happy Fun Ball on concrete.
Discontinue use of Happy Fun Ball if any of the following occurs:
Itching
Vertigo
Dizziness
Tingling in extremities
Loss of balance or coordination
Slurred speech
Temporary Blindness
Profuse sweating
Heart Palpitations

If Happy Fun Ball begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover
head.

Happy Fun Ball may stick to certain types of skin.

When not in use, Happy Fun Ball should be returned to its special container and
kept under refrigeration...

Failure to do so relieves the makers of Happy Fun Ball, Wacky Products
Incorporated, and its parent company Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all
liability.

Ingredients of Happy Fun Ball include an unknown glowing substance which fell
to Earth, presumably from outer space.

Happy Fun Ball has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is also being
dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.

Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

Happy Fun Ball comes with a lifetime guarantee.
Happy Fun Ball: ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES!
Richard L. Pieri

CA
-- 
There was a time
A wind that blew so young
For this could be the biggest sky
And I could have the faintest idea

~sdpm~

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