[Pdx-pm] Off screen comedy
Michael G Schwern
schwern at pobox.com
Thu Jan 10 16:35:38 PST 2008
At the Lab, Eric was telling us about some reply-only comedy email thread
about horses and co-workers, I dunno, point was the comedy was all off screen
and it reminded me of a couple others there. Here's the stuff I mentioned.
The 213 Things Skippy Is No Longer Allowed To Do In The US Army
7. Not allowed to add “In accordance with the prophesy” to the
end of answers I give to a question an officer asks me.
33. Not allowed to chew gum at formation, unless I brought enough
34. (Next day) Not allowed to chew gum at formation even if I *did*
bring enough for everybody.
Bob Newhart's famous telephone jokes.
E: "Would you want to maintain a 5000 line Perl program?"
d: "Why would you write a 5000 line program?"
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