[Omaha.pm] [odynug] Sciency Perl @ UNMC

[Jay Hannah]

On Jan 11, 2012, at 9:06 PM, Shawn Hermans wrote:
> All I gathered from the paper's title is that Perl causes tumors in lab rats.  However, you couldn't have used Python as it would have just eaten the rats. This study warrants further investigation into the long term health effects of Perl.  Thanks for warning us of the potential dangers :)

No no, the control group was exposed to Python. Those rats were all found the next morning hanging from their own tails. Suicide notes smeared in leftover cheese complained about significant whitespace and tabstops.   :)

j