[oak perl] Shirts worth buying? :-)

Belden Lyman blyman at iii.com
Wed Nov 5 15:28:17 CST 2003



George Woolley wrote:

> On Wednesday 05 November 2003 10:59 am, Belden Lyman wrote:
> 
>>Tony Monroe wrote:
>>
>>>Meditate ye upon the words of George Woolley:
>>>
>>>>Tony,
>>>>Is it possible you could wear that T-shirt
>>>>or some other relevant humorous T-shirt
>>>>to our meeting next Tuesday?
>>>
>>>Possible?  No.  Mandatory?  Yes.
>>
>>Yes, Oakland.pm - the McDonald's of the perlmongers:
>>No shirt, no shoes, no service.
>>
>>I'm sure Camelot.pm has a more flexible dress code ;)
> 
> 
> Belden,
> You are correct about Camelot.pm.
> Camelot.pm has no dress code at all.
> Then again, ...
> 
> Are you a dress code advocate?

     #!/usr/bin/perl -l

     my @ripostes = (
         'No, I eat my code plain, without any dressing.',
         'Well, if you call "black tie mandatory" a dress code...',
         'I know you are but what am I?!',
         '<insert pithy quip here>',
     );

     print $ripostes[rand @ripostes -1] . " wokka wokka wokka!"

     __END__

har-har!




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