[pm-h] Today's Topic on #perl

[Todd Rinaldo]

I had to share this when I saw it. For those of you who don't know,
#perl on irc.perl.org is a channel for getting together, but not
talking about perl (long story!) . Anyways, as a result, they usually
tend to be very cheeky on the channel to people asking for help. There
are other channels for that

Their channel topic this morning:
  For all the YAPC folks out there, this is not a help channel. This
is where we abuse you and violate your unconscious body.