[pm.gr] Meeting change for Friday (parody)

[Steve Poling]

I vote for #2 because I'm a Republican and intend to steal your 
grandmother's Social Security check to pay the tab then get in my car 
and pollute the air.

If I were a Florida Democrat...

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If I were a New Jersey Democrat...

I vote for #5 unless Paul is doing better in the polls in which case, 
I'd substitute him at the last minute.

If I were a Detroit Democrat...

I'd vote for #5 provided he promises me a fat government job. Then, 
since I had the day off work, I'd go fishing secure in knowing that my 
party would cast my vote for me.

If I were a Montgomery Country, Maryland Democrat...

I'd vote for #5 by absentee ballot and then hide under my bed.




Excuse me, I have to get back to www.freerepublic.com



Bill Day wrote:

>I sent this email over an hour ago, haven't recieved it yet, and didn't keep a copy, so I'm resending it.
>
>Tomorrow is the last friday of the month, and we don't have a presentation.
>
>I propose that we vote on the following options. Vote early, I'll count the 1st 5 votes I recieve so I can turn this around quickly.
>
>   1) Social meeting in the PH room we have reserved.
>   2) Social meeting in a resturant.
>   3) I have an off-topic presentation on CMM that I did for a class at GVSU.
>   4) Cancel meeting.
>   5) Joel could go home now, stay up all night, skip work tomorrow morning, and present Perl-bots 2002.
>
>Here are the rules: Joel is the only one allowed to vote for option 5. Only the 1st 5 votes I recieve will count. If someone proposes a superior solution, I reserve the right to change the rules. Only one vote per person. Void * where prohibited.
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