[Boulder.pm] one piece of advice

[Rob Nagler]

A bit o' humor:

      In the beginning there was The Plan,
      And then come the Assumptions,
      And the Assumptions were without form,
      And The Plan was completely without Substance,
      And darkness fell upon the face of the Workers,
      And the Workers spoke among themselves, saying, "It is a crock of shit and it stinketh..."
      And the Workers went unto their Supervisors and sayeth, "It is a pail of dung and none can abide the odor thereof"
      And the Supervisors went unto their Managers and sayeth unto them, "It is a container of excrement and it is very strong, such that none may abide it"
      And the Managers went unto their Directors and sayeth unto them, "It contains that which aides plant growth, and it is very strong"
      And the Directors went unto the Vice Presidents and sayeth unto them, "It promotes growth and is very powerful"
      And the Vice Presidents went unto the President and sayeth unto him, "This new plan will actively promote the growth and efficiency of this Company, and in these areas in particular"
      And the President looked upon The Plan, And saw that it was good, And the Plan become Policy.
      And Lo, this is how Shit Happens.